Warthogs or Girls?

My four-year-old was taking a survey of his own design this morning.
He started with his big brother. Pointing to his crude drawing of a face with two eyes and long hair, and a face with hair and a pig snout, he asked, pen poised,
"Do you like warthogs or girls?"
After a time of brief reflection, Timothy stated, "Girls."
Benjamin made the appropriate notes and said,
" I like girls too, because I don't want to be snuffed by a warthog."